CJ Powers: Taking Shots
45 Degrees Below Zero
There seems to be a growing informal consensus among Black Folk that henceforth, this president shall be referred to only as 45. This is fitting. The more we can collectively disassociate ourselves from this disaster the better.
They can’t blame us for that one. They can’t even blame Obama for that one.
I just have one problem with this branding of the one my man LeBron refers to as “that guy” (I’ve heard worse names for “that guy” from brothers at the barber shop…and at church). Referring to The Joker simply as 45 is an insult to the previous 44. That’s saying a lot. Worse than W. More clueless than Coolidge. More criminal (and vastly dumber) than Nixon. More deplorable than Asshole Jackson (mainly because this is 2017, not 1830, when America was great. Such a lovely plantation down there in Nashville.). More bought and bent than Hoover. More white supremacist hype man masking incompetence and cold war against the lives of working white people who support them because of hot war against the lives of Black and Brown people than Reagan.
Reagan was the Father. W. was the Son. Trump is the Un Holy Ghost.
So I’m not going to refer to the one my man LeBron calls a “bum” by a number in a sequence that includes Lincoln, Roosevelt, Eisenhower and Obama.
I propose we refer to him as 45 below zero. -45 for short.
-45 because zero is the demarcation between positive and negative. Between love and hate. Between something that builds up and something that tears down. -45 is cold as hell, a cold that makes things barren; a cold that chills to the bone. -45 is loveless, barren, hostile to beauty, and to peoples’ better angels.
I’m not referring his ideology, to the degree that he is coherent enough to have one. -45 is most notable for his narcissistic absence of human decency.
I’m going to pause here to allow those willing to forgive him any affront to anyone as long as he affirms the idolatry of whiteness. Go ahead and rationalize. Lawsuit for housing discrimination. Condemning 5 innocent black boys calling for their execution. The 44th President must prove his birthright (my favorite Alonzo Bodden joke: George Washington comes from the past to visit the White House. When informed that Barack Obama was President of the United States, Washington replies: “Well who owns him?”). Go ahead and put on your white lens to help you overlook Mexicans are rapist and thieves (though some are good people.) Grabbing women by the pussy. Sexual assault allegations. McCain not a real war hero because he got caught. Demeaning parents of war hero killed in battle. Calling for mob violence against protestors. Colluding with Russia and his own demons to destroy the American Government and disrupt the fragile cohesion of American society.
….It’s getting cold outside baby; I don’t know what we gonna do 45 degrees below zero, and my black is turning blue…
…A good old ‘Bama boy as Attorney General. Declaring after acts of Nazi terrorism that Nazis are good people (Klansmen too!). Bullshitting and blustering the world to the brink of nuclear war. Attacking the livelihoods of sportscasters (Free Jemele!) and athletes for exercising nonviolent and relatively tame protest and commentary. Ignoring the plight of USA citizens (has anyone told -45 Puerto Rico is a part of the United States? Fox could you get word to him?) whose lives have been destroyed by Hurricane Rita… …and the lies lies lies lies lies lies.
Is your basest nature so affirmed by his bigotry that you will overlook the disaster unfolding before your eyes and imagine redemptive possibilities? Does your idolatrous god hold such sway over you that you believe the apostasy expressed by gospel singer Vicky Yohe: That -45’s election represented Jesus (the white one) “On my way back to the White House”. And that he is worthy of her declaring: “protest all you want…no weapon formed against him shall prosper.” Is the pussy grabbing warmongering hater your Lord and Savior?
Would you rationalize my lynching?
And now he’s fucking with our football. And messing with my beloved NBA. Kudos to my new favorite coach of all time, Tell them Pops: “So you’ve got a choice: We can continue to bounce our heads off the wall with his conduct, or we can decide that the institutions of our country are more important, that people are more important, that the decent America that we all thought we had and want is more important, and get down to business at the grass-roots level and do what we have to do.” Kudos to LeBron, making the Big O, Kareem and Russ smile once again: “It’s not about disrespect for flag and military and people who served…It’s about equality and having the option and freedom to speak about things they feel are unjust.”
Kudos to Steph Curry dropping a 30′ three in -45’s eye: “It was amazing to see all these guys rally around each other and speak up,” Curry said. “That’s what this is about. We’re not trying to divide and separate this country. We’re trying to bring everybody together and speak about love and togetherness and equality.”
Kudos to all those football players, the NFL being the most plantation-like of the major American sports, for standing up to an existential question: How can you be a warrior on the field and punk out off the field when -45 calls our mothers bitches?
I pray you remember how strong you stood together next weekend, and for as many weekends as necessary. And I hope for your sakes you remember your solidarity come next collective bargaining time.
Since I was a child and to this day I do not salute the flag. I’ll stand in respect to my Father, a veteran who both served his country and agreed with and informed my perspective. I’ll stand out of a faded but still vibrant hope that we might work this shit out and truly take our country for
the first time. I’ll stand out of the understanding that the men, women and children I stand with are my brothers and sisters under God. I’ll stand on the possibility that we might one day actually win our unresolved civil war in a manner that doesn’t get us all killed.
I don’t stand for the flag. I won’t recite or sing words until they prove to be true. I don’t place my hand over my heart: the flag has not earned my heart yet. Justice, human compassion, respect for the earth, equal opportunity, and pursuit of peace: these earn my heart.
Blessed are the peacemakers…
And don’t say shit to me about it until the government stops obstructing us from the ballot.
Kaepernick chose to kneel. He isn’t the first sports figure to be punished for nonviolent protest for justice. Oscar Robinson and Kareem had doors shut on them that normally open for NBA royalty. Tommy Smith and John Carlos couldn’t find jobs and suffered for years after their 1968 Olympic protest. Mahmoud Abdul Rauf and Craig Hodges were blackballed in a manner similar to Kaepernick. Ali was stripped of his title and 5 prime years of the second greatest boxer in history (Sugar Ray Robinson #1…even Ali said it.).
Maybe the best argument for Bill Russell being the greatest player in NBA history, other than, you know, the 13 titles and never losing a game 5 or 7 (that’s 14-0 yall!), is that MJ and Bron never had to perform with stadium crowds shouting nigger at you. And breaking into your house to ransack and shit in your bed. Yes this actually happened to Russ.
Maybe Jack Johnson was the greatest boxer in history. Can you imagine a Black man publically beating white men in 1910? And getting paid! A lot! Because he beat the ass of white men. Go figure. Always, in America, hate sells. White riots killing Black people, sometimes hanging folk on lampposts, accompanied his victories.
So can we please stop with the pretense protesters “introduce politics into sports”. We wouldn’t have needed the suffering greatness of Jackie Robison if politics were not in sports.
Tell them Coach Pops: “This is an individual who actually thought that when people held arms during the games, that they were doing it to honor the flag. That’s delusional. Absolutely delusional, but it’s what we have to live with.
Why participate in the delusion of upholding the symbol of the flag while being denied what the symbol is purported to represent?
Consider this: “If the black man wins, thousands and thousands of his ignorant brothers will misinterpret his victory as justifying claims to much more than mere physical equality with their white neighbors.” -The New York Times; 1910
“Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now, out, he’s fired. He’s FIRED!’ You know, some
owner is gonna do that. He’s gonna say, ‘That guy disrespects our flag; he’s fired.’ And that owner, they don’t know it. They don’t know it. They’re friends of mine, many of them. They don’t know it. They’ll be the most popular person, for a week. They’ll be the most popular person in this country.” – The -45 President of the United States; 2017
Turn up the heat on -45! Free Colin! Fight the good fight of faith!
By CJ Powers
CJ Powers is a frequent contributor to this blog.